Here's a couple things:

1) Chelsea, Dorothy, Barbara, Amanda, Kimberly and I had girls night. It was like, the first time we had done something like that since high school. It was FUN. We ate pho (mmm...pho), then we went to Kroger. Kroger was interesting. After watching Dorothy and Kimberly do the three legged race down the meat section (which involved Kimberly first chasing Dorothy with two plastic bags from the produce section, finally catching her, and then tying their legs together[hehe...you should've seen the look on Dorothy's face...but surprisingly, she didn't resist]), we ventured into the unknown. At first, we were looking for anything. And then, once we got to the frozen dessert section, Kimberly had to bust out the nutritional value of something, and everyone FREAKED. 350 calories and 48 grams of fat in a slice of what?? Oh helllll, no. But in the end, we got 1/2 fat French Silk from Edy's (which we pretty much killed after we got back to Amanda's).
We stayed up till 5am painting nails, talking, putting on Mint Julep face masks and playing poker (I won! I cleaned almost everyone out while giving myself a french manicure[that shit's hard...hats off to all those asian women in the nail business]). It was fun! Yay for girls night!

2) Emeril made something called "red eye gravy" the other day. It's called red eye because it's base is coffee. Ew. It "made me hurt on the inside" as Andrew would say.

3) Natascha is getting married FO REALS. I went over to her place yesterday, because we hadn't seen each other in forever, and...sigh...she dragged me to Inserection. She dragged me to a porn shop where promptly made friends with the cashier, and he gave us free batteries. Only Natascha...

4) Tiffany and Ross are getting married next month! WOW. Why are all you bitches getting married? Makes me feel old or something. She was telling me this morning about how she's a little bit nervous about saying the vows. She said that she's afraid that one of her older relatives might loudly comment about how they can't hear them saying the vows. Hehe...that's something that'll most likely happen when Andrew gets married. I can totally see his grandfather saying, "WHAAT?? What's she saying?! I can't hear what she's saying!" in the middle of the vows. Maybe they can use a microphone or something...

5) Cobb salads are the worst salads in the world.

The End! Shank you bery mu-chee! You come back and reed, okay-ee?