My sister is in love with this FOB. She told me that she's decided that she's not going to get married unless she marries him. I said, "You won't be able to survive with an FOB." For whatever reason, that really, REALLY upset her, and she started screaming at me saying, "I think it's really sad that you got together with Andrew because you didn't even like him at first and you probably got together with him because you can't get anyone else!" Isn't she the nicest fucking sister ever? I can't WAIT till she's out of my life.
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Gloria=poop.
Grace= person who steps in poop by accident all the time.
Even though you get mad, its not really the poop's fault. It is just being poop, and that is all poop cam be. But you need poop. Just make sure to flush it once in a while. I have spoken.
Oh man, bob is hilarious. I'm stealing that poop thing.
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