*Things I like less than lima beans*

1. Allergy season. The freakin' pollen count was over 5,200 today. See, I didn't think that was that bad until one day, the weatherman said that 900 is extremely high. That's exactly what they called today's pollen count - "extremely high." I think they need to have another word to describe the over 5,000 pollen count. Calling 900 "extremely high" and 5,000 "extremely high" is misleading. They should say something like, "Today's pollen count is 5,267. That's stupid high. Don't go outside today. You will be attacked by tiny yellow things if you do."

2. Spring. The weather change means a couple things that can be good from time to time. For example, warmth. Flowers. Spring Break. I think it means more less attractive things, like allergies (see above), chilrens with Spring Fever (yes, it exists. If you don't believe in it, you should come to my school), warm weather = shorter, hoochie clothes on girls and I have to waste my time and energy to write them up, bugs, allergies, and did I mention allergies?

3. OATMEAL.