I went out to breakfast with Tiffany and Dorothy this morning. We sat at J. Christopher's for like 3 hours...I know our waitress wanted to kill us. I told Tiffany about the Bitch Hikus. She's asked me to demonstrate for her, so here it goes:

::Bitch Hiku for Tiffany::
Bitches eat breakfast,
J. Christophers, bee-otch,
Pancakes, bitch, pancakes

There ya go, Tiff. Enjoy :)