I made these little chick cupcakes for a couple people at school today. It's funny because the guys really don't give a crap about whether they're cute or not. When I give them to women, they're usually like, "Awww! They're too cute to eat!" Today, three of the four people that I gave them to were men. One said, "I don't care it's they're cute, I'll eat it." Another opened it up, looked at it and said, "Thanks Grace, this is really sweet" and pulled the legs off and ate them. Well, that's the last time I try to make something cute for guys. They just want food.

I'm so freakin' bloated today. If you put me in the middle of a large body of water, I would float really well. Could someone come over and deflate me or....bring me a chocolate cake?