Why do I feel like I'm old? It's Saturday night. I'm 24 years old. I should be out partying, bar hopping, doing something that most 20-somethings do on Saturday nights. But nooo...I'm at my parents' house...blogging...about being a loser. I've come to the conclusion that my life is turning into something very, very boring. I should really live life right now, ya know? We spend our early twenties trying to establish ourselves and save up money so that we have a secure future, but when we actually have the money and time to do stuff, we can't physically do half the stuff that we want to do because we're old. That's sooo messed up. I think I need to make a "Stuff I need to do before I get too old and wrinkly" list. Most people have lists like that, right? Hmm....

Stuff I Need To Do Before I Get Too Old and Wrinkly

1) learn to ride a motorcycle (and hopefully buy one so I can show off my motorcycle riding skills)
2) go to culinary school of some sort
3) learn a martial art form
4) have a night of drunken debauchery and have someone take care of everything that goes along with such an evening
5) go on a road trip over an entire summer
6) attend a food and wine festival in Montreal
7) live in NYC
8) learn how to salsa
9) go to the symphony every other weekend
10) ...um...have wild, crazy sex with a total stranger (must be HOT...and have a hot car) without feeling guilty? (hehehehe...)

I think numbers 1, 3 and 8 are probably the most feasible. Eh...I'll through all of them somehow, right?